dear god
please give me money
cure all my friends and familys ills
stop all the wars and shit
make all the bad people good
make all the ugly people beautiful
upgrade my car for fuck sake
make me hotter than everyone else
cheers
amen
dear god
please give me money
cure all my friends and familys ills
stop all the wars and shit
make all the bad people good
make all the ugly people beautiful
upgrade my car for fuck sake
make me hotter than everyone else
cheers
amen
the funny thing about internet trolling is that it is funny. in a recent poll, 9 out of 10 cats said they loved trolling. or maybe that was prowling. there
who is the wrong person?
a very good question. jason ‘jay’ jage (below) got totally screwed over when he trolled colorado-based timothy bussey’s google maps profile. all he did was troll the fuck out of him.
$50,000 he had to pay, plus expenses. so ask yourself, what is the point? who is the guy in black and white, and why aren’t you doing something useful with your life instead.
remember. no trolling.
britney had her fair share too you know.
in fact britney has more trolls than there are chinese people in china. think about that for a moment.
undercover muslim robots are now everywhere. they have taken over like in that movie invasion of the body snatchers. have a good look at your friends and family. if their eyes are glowing red and you can hear mechanical sounds as they move you need to kill them or get away fast. getting away fast is probably the safest option incase you’re just schizophrenic and they’re not robots at all.
this is ridiculous
it’s a good idea for a game though. rovio refused to comment, and we couldn’t think of anyone else to ask. “angry muslims” anyone?
so it turns out lemmy did a milk advert before he died. well as most vegans know, jesus was a vegan, and whispers are rife that he may have killed lemmy because of his decision to do the advert.
we’ve received a few emails about it.
“if lemmy hadn’t done that milk advert maybe jesus would have saved the useless cunt?” – bob@****.com
“its funny, ha ha” – rik@****.com
it wouldn’t be the first time jesus has stepped in to fight the vegan cause. naturally being a modest dude he doesn’t like to brag about it.
bill is free. its good to see these days that white men can get busted for stuff they did do, and black men can get off with stuff they didn’t do. if he had been transgender would the jury have been so easy on him. maybe we will never know.
anyway, congratulations to bill and his team of lawyers. someone did something right. somewhere. once. maybe.
roll up, roll up, the worlds greatest vegan awards are now taking nominations for the “worlds greatest vegan” award organiser louise west says with i smirk, “i mean we all know its really ‘the worlds greatest person award’, obviously if you’re not a vegan you’re never gonna be the greatest. right?”
is she is mental, or is she chicken oriental?
well that’s what she thinks. let us know if you are going to enter.
update
a lot of people have complained we did not give out the link of the competition. it’s invite only apparently.
many people don’t know quite what a suicide vest is. lose it clothing have just brought out a new range to help people learn. terrible murial.
if you think the baby one is a little distasteful(no sense of humour) they are also selling one for women. as far as we are aware, no suicide vests are available for men. someone needs to let the LGBT community know about this.
“when all else fails, cry” – some bird in oz
apparently the bad men are going to try and take away freedom and stuff, and nobody cares.
if two for one offers are available would you like that?
my friend who writes proper stuff learnt recently about some very important stuff that i already knew. here is a picture of taylor swift to help demonstrate that.
peace.
you loved the cats. we got more emails about the upside down cats than anything else. either you guys love upside down cats, you love cats, or you love upside down things.
here are some upside down chairs.
pretty standard school type
similar to previous. better photo though.
the upside down pink chair is without doubt the best upside down chair.
thanks
for those of you in the know, but not interested in the FBI’s $50 reward, 666casino.com are taking bitcoin bets on who the new jihadi dude is. We asked top tipsters from all across the interweb and they reckon number 5 is a good eachway choice.
gambling can be addictive. if you’re that way inclined you should probably just do something else.