sunday sermon – 1:1:1 – a prayer for me

dear god

please give me money

cure all my friends and familys ills

stop all the wars and shit

make all the bad people good

make all the ugly people beautiful

upgrade my car for fuck sake

make me hotter than everyone else

cheers

amen

troll me baby one more time

the funny thing about internet trolling is that it is funny. in a recent poll, 9 out of 10 cats said they loved trolling. or maybe that was prowling. there

are however people who have gone to jail for trolling the wrong person.

troll me

who is the wrong person?

a very good question. jason ‘jay’ jage (below) got totally screwed over when he trolled colorado-based timothy bussey’s google maps profile. all he did was troll the fuck out of him.

jason

$50,000 he had to pay, plus expenses. so ask yourself, what is the point? who is the guy in black and white, and why aren’t you doing something useful with your life instead.

>>brighton babylon<<

remember. no trolling.

britney had her fair share too you know.

poor britney

in fact britney has more trolls than there are chinese people in china. think about that for a moment.

muzzbots

they’re here

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undercover muslim robots are now everywhere. they have taken over like in that movie invasion of the body snatchers. have a good look at your friends and family. if their eyes are glowing red and you can hear mechanical sounds as they move you need to kill them or get away fast. getting away fast is probably the safest option incase you’re just schizophrenic and they’re not robots at all.

this is ridiculous

killer bots 2

 

it’s a good idea for a game though. rovio refused to comment, and we couldn’t think of anyone else to ask. “angry muslims” anyone?