The cost of a McDonalds happy meal could soar to as much as £50 in the UK if we decide to stay in Europe according to some cunt that works with statistics.
We Bobby Baldy Bollocks from Grimsby who uses Happy Meals as part of his training program said “It’s fucking ridiculous, I’m only 9 so I can’t vote, yet it will be my Happy Meal that will be affected”
His mother was in the toilets and unavailable for comment.
Burger King will not be affected as they don’t have any shops in Europe.
A new game called Buggrr which has appearing in App stores over the last week has been found to be infected with a virus that can dectect, take and share pictures of your genitals without you knowing.
Alex Holden, founder and chief information security officer of Hold Security has refused to comment after rumours spread about the russians being involved.
Thousands of people have smashed up their phones thinking it will stop the pictures of their genitals being put online, however cyber security expert Dave Pong told us “Please do not destroy your phone, it won’t change a thing”. The virus
“I was searching the internet for some floor cleaner and then suddenly a picture of me doing a shit popped up” said Bob from Brighton who didn’t want to be mentioned. Sorry bob. Buggrr.
most people think curry is indian, but according to new research it’s actually irish. “the irish invented curry round about 5000BC” claims Paddy, a fat hairy ginger cunt who stinks of fags, piss and special brew.
“why would he make it up?” his wife kept asking herself, but looking at us whilst she asked it. We tried to take a picture of the curry but it didn’t come out very well. We don’t reckon the bird was his wife.
Cheers, god bless.
Well what do you know, Donald Trump is going to get the republican nomination and there is nothing anyone can do about it. Ha de ha. What should you do?
If you love Donald good for you.
