Shop owners up and down the country were welcoming news today that the government will be doing fuck all to force them to comply to anything post brexit.
“I fucking hate them eco bulbs” said Bob Rogg, who has just cancelled his order with a new shop front from Ikea. “The only thing most people come here for is my jellied eels and cheap mince…. are you reporters?”
Bob then took a ran off towards a local mosque screaming “Allahu Akbar”
