if you ever feel like you are sinking here is a checklist:
- are you in the sea?
- are you in a swamp?
- are you in quicksand?
- have you taken ketamine?
if none of the above apply then what you are actually experiencing is just a “sinking feeling”.
you are not actually sinking.
sit up straight, or stand up and show off your height. even if you are small. imagine you are in a field of long grass and you have a really long neck.
better?
try these anti-sink foods to help avoid that sinking feeling.
- water
- potatoes
- chocolate
- pizza
- falafel humous wrap
- cheesecake
“to try is to give up, to give up is to float” – mr ness
“if the head wants cake, cut off the head” – mr cake
dear god
please give me money
cure all my friends and familys ills
stop all the wars and shit
make all the bad people good
make all the ugly people beautiful
upgrade my car for fuck sake
make me hotter than everyone else
cheers
amen
the funny thing about internet trolling is that it is funny. in a recent poll, 9 out of 10 cats said they loved trolling. or maybe that was prowling. there are however people who have gone to jail for trolling the wrong person.
who is the wrong person?
a very good question. jason ‘jay’ jage (below) got totally screwed over when he trolled colorado-based timothy bussey’s google maps profile. all he did was troll the fuck out of him.
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$50,000 he had to pay, plus expenses. so ask yourself, what is the point? who is the guy in black and white, and why aren’t you doing something useful with your life instead.
>>brighton babylon<<
remember. no trolling.
britney had her fair share too you know.
in fact britney has more trolls than there are chinese people in china. think about that for a moment.
