that sinking feeling

sinking

if you ever feel like you are sinking here is a checklist:

  1. are you in the sea?
  2. are you in a swamp?
  3. are you in quicksand?
  4. have you taken ketamine?

if none of the above apply then what you are actually experiencing is just a “sinking feeling”.

you are not actually sinking.

sit up straight, or stand up and show off your height. even if you are small. imagine you are in a field of long grass and you have a really long neck.

better?

try these anti-sink foods to help avoid that sinking feeling.

  1. water
  2. potatoes
  3. chocolate
  4. pizza
  5. falafel humous wrap
  6. cheesecake

not sinking

“to try is to give up, to give up is to float” – mr ness

“if the head wants cake, cut off the head” – mr cake

muzzbots

they’re here

muzzbots

undercover muslim robots are now everywhere. they have taken over like in that movie invasion of the body snatchers. have a good look at your friends and family. if their eyes are glowing red and you can hear mechanical sounds as they move you need to kill them or get away fast. getting away fast is pro

bably the safest option incase you’re just schizophrenic and they’re not robots at all.

this is ridiculous

killer bots 2

 

it’s a good idea for a game though. rovio refused to comment, and we couldn’t think of anyone else to ask. “angry muslims” anyone?