if you ever feel like you are sinking here is a checklist:
- are you in the sea?
- are you in a swamp?
- are you in quicksand?
- have you taken ketamine?
if none of the above apply then what you are actually experiencing is just a “sinking feeling”.
you are not actually sinking.
sit up straight, or stand up and show off your height. even if you are small. imagine you are in a field of long grass and you have a really long neck.
better?
try these anti-sink foods to help avoid that sinking feeling.
- water
- potatoes
- chocolate
- pizza
- falafel humous wrap
- cheesecake
“to try is to give up, to give up is to float” – mr ness
“if the head wants cake, cut off the head” – mr cake