most people think curry is indian, but according to new research it’s actually irish. “the irish invented curry round about 5000BC” claims Paddy, a fat hairy ginger cunt who stinks of fags, piss and special brew.
“why would he make it up?” his wife kept asking herself, but looking at us whilst she asked it. We tried to take a picture of the curry but it didn’t come out very well. We don’t reckon the bird was his wife.
Cheers, god bless.